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Shore Thing

Shore Thing | Wake Me Up When September Ends

10/4/2019

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SEPTEMBER HAS COME AND PASSED
THIS SLEEP YOU'RE IN JUST CANNOT LAST
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER'S END

YOUR CHEMISTRY TEST YOU DID NOT PASS
YOUR GROCERIES WENT BAD SO FAST
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER’S END

YOUR NEIGHBOR WENT TO JAIL AGAIN
THIS TIME HE WAS SELLING METH
HE GOT OUT ON BAIL AGAIN I WONDER WHAT HE’LL SELL NEXT

AS YOUR MEMORY RESTS
YOUR BOYFRIEND HAD SEX WITH YOUR FRIEND
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER’S END

HOT GIRL SUMMER’S GONE AND PASSED
F*%K BOY FALL HAS COME SO FAST
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER’S END

GRANDPA SLIPPED AND FELL AGAIN
YOU DIDN’T VISIT AND NOW HE’S DEAD
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER’S END

YOUR TICKETS TO GO SEE RENT
WENT UNUSED SO SAD
YOU ALSO DIDN'T PAY YOUR RENT
EVICTION’S REALLY BAD

EDGAR ALLEN POE IS DEAD
YOU’RE AWAKE LET'S GET THIS BREAD
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBER’S END

BREAK

VAPING IS BAD FOR YOU
CORN DOGS ARE A DELICIOUS FOOD H
ERE'S WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBERS END

SINCE YOU MOVED TO SLEEPY LAND
WE KICKED YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN BAND
T​HATS WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE SEPTEMBERS END (X3)
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Shore Thing | Ramen

10/4/2019

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Ramen is the perfect movie snack.
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Shore Thing | The Fight

10/4/2019

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Sometimes two bros just gotta fight it out...
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Shore Thing | Marry, F, Kill (Round 2)

10/4/2019

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Shore Thing's second annual quest to find out who students would marry, who they would F, and who they would kill.
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